my name is B and i'm 21 and i love cats, piercings, motley crue, kesha, kurt cobain, guns n roses, and the word fuck. i'm part hippie, part groupie, and part grunge, i was a mermaid in a past life, i'm super awkward and awesome and crude and inappropriate and have no filter and love talking to strangers, bye

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(Source: neptunain, via daisychainrebel)

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via hi)

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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laugh-til-ya-fart:

I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via cumfort)

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queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

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moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via cumfort)

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