my name is B and i'm 21 and i obsessed with cats, piercings, anything horror, vinyls, motley crue, kesha, kurt cobain, guns n roses, and the word fuck. i'm part hippie, part groupie, and part grunge, i was a mermaid in a past life. i drink too much too often, i'm super awkward and awesome and crude and inappropriate and have no filter and love talking to strangers, bye

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via fake-mermaid)

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foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 day ago

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

(Source: flewor, via condom)

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1 day ago

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

(via pizza)

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1 day ago

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(Source: wayfaringblonde, via fake-mermaid)

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1 day ago

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via circumcising)

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7u7:

I don’t want it

7u7:

I don’t want it

(via hi)

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1 day ago

sassykardashian:

i wonder what kanye’s thinking about right now

probably himself

(via weavemunchers)

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