the cats meow

my name is B and i'm 20 and i love cats, piercings, motley crue, kesha, and the word fuck, i'm super awkward and awesome and crude and inappropriate and have no filter, bye

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gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins

Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.

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people with “and i probably hate you” in their description


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He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

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Too far, bro

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