my name is B and i'm 21 and i obsessed with cats, 80s, piercings, anything horror, vinyls, motley crue, kesha, kurt cobain, guns n roses, and the word fuck. i speak fluent in movie quotes and song lyrics, i'm part hippie, part groupie, and part grunge, i was a mermaid in a past life. i drink too much too often, i like funny shit, i say funny shit, i'm super weird and awkward and awesome and crude and inappropriate and have no filter and love talking to strangers, bye

crebit:

blastortoise:

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

u gay

macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

(Source: aidn, via fisting-satans-anus)

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suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

(Source: neogohann, via shamitomita)

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toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

(via weavemunchers)

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chocolaty:

*tries to sound intimidating* *stutters*

(via shamitomita)

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5 hours ago

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: niichainz, via sniffing)

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5 hours ago

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(Source: alienship, via weavemunchers)

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5 hours ago

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

(via satan-loves-gefiltefish)

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23 hours ago
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