my name is B and i'm 21 and i obsessed with cats, 80s, piercings, anything horror, vinyls, motley crue, kesha, kurt cobain, guns n roses, and the word fuck. i speak fluent in movie quotes and song lyrics, i'm part hippie, part groupie, and part grunge, i was a mermaid in a past life. i drink too much too often, i like funny shit, i say funny shit, i'm super weird and awkward and awesome and crude and inappropriate and have no filter and love talking to strangers, bye

http://neopianangst.tumblr.com/post/95348659251/come-along-poncl-i-really-wanna-be-nice-and →

come-along-poncl:

i really wanna be nice and social to everyone but im so not upfront especially on the tag so idk man lets all introduce ourselves on this post, maybe people will find blogs to follow or future spouses (maybe even souls to devour)?

im danni and i really fucking love…

HI IM B AND I LOVE CYBUNNIES

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babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka, via condom)

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pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
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(Source: popiscle, via funny-text-posts)

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16 hours ago

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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(Source: cumdurnp, via funny-text-posts)

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16 hours ago

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

(via funny-text-posts)

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me with friends:9/10 would bang
me with family:what's a boy
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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via funny-text-posts)

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nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

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(Source: kaworoos, via funny-text-posts)

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16 hours ago

gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via funny-text-posts)

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ruinedchildhood:

When your mom forgets to ask for her change back

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(via funny-text-posts)

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