my name is B and i'm 21 and i obsessed with cats, 80s, piercings, anything horror, vinyls, motley crue, kesha, kurt cobain, guns n roses, and the word fuck. i speak fluent in movie quotes and song lyrics, i'm part hippie, part groupie, and part grunge, i was a mermaid in a past life. i drink too much too often, i like funny shit, i say funny shit, i'm super weird and awkward and awesome and crude and inappropriate and have no filter and love talking to strangers, bye

Ps I post a little NSFW things

mother:you need to stop playing the sims.
me:ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
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arcangello:

sindrippedtongue:

How to perform an exorcism:

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick ‘em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

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Kick ‘em in the dishpan? Hoo hoo hoo???

(Source: battlebunnynikki, via shamitomita)

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8 hours ago

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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8 hours ago
jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via shamitomita)

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8 hours ago

legbert:

imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird

(via iwasrepeals)

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8 hours ago

greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

haylaween soontobereverend

(via greetings)

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